Disney Is Shocked, Shocked To Find That Drugs Were Part Of Keith Richards’ Past

Drudge Reports that Disney may cut Keith Richards from latest Pirates Of The Caribbean flick over shocking revelations in his new book:

[Disney] executives fear the rocker’s shocking admissions in his new book, LIFE, may cause a firestorm and ignite a backlash around the family-friendly Magic Kingdom.

Among the concerns, Richards appears to detail how to safely get stoned: Use ‘high-quality drugs’ in moderation!

Richard writes: “It’s not only the high quality of drugs I had that I attribute my survival to. I was very meticulous about how much I took. I’d never put more in to get a little higher. That’s where most people f**k up on drugs.”

Disney — Have you looked at Keith Richards?  This is not a person I would assume has lived a life of meditation, yoga, and macrobiotic dieting.  Richards invented the sex, drugs, and rock’n’roll lifestyle.  Everyone since has been a pretender.

The only shocking thing is that Richards is still alive.  So most people might just assume he had a few drug-taking tricks up his sleeve, as it were.  It is beyond silly for Disney to now act shocked, shocked to find drugs in the Rolling Stones’ past.

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Published in: on October 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm  Leave a Comment  

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